"Natural History" | |
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How I Met Your Mother episode | |
Episode no. | Season 6 Episode 8 |
Directed by | Pamela Fryman |
Written by | Carter Bays and Craig Thomas |
Production code | 6ALH09 |
Original air date | November 8, 2010 |
Guest appearance(s) | |
Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson) |
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Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson)
Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs)
Dan Bakkedahl (Curtis)
Ted Jonas (Russell)
Kyle MacLachlan (George "The Captain" Van Smoot)
David Burtka (Scooter)
"Natural History" is the eighth episode of the sixth season of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, and the 120th episode overall. It aired on November 8, 2010.
Ted and the gang are invited to a gala party at the Natural History Museum thrown by George van Smoot, also known as "The Captain". While hobnobbing, Ted sees Zoey, with whom he is angry for writing a column criticizing his work at GNB regarding the Arcadian, describing the project as "taking away from the have-nots, giving to the haves". Ted is especially angry due to the column's position in the paper being next to his weekly crossword. At the party, Zoey introduces Ted to her husband, the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan), a wealthy, much older man who is obsessed with boats. Later, Ted corners Zoey and berates her for the hypocrisy of her column and trying to ruin his career, angrily calling her a "bored trophy wife". At this, Zoey starts crying and tells Ted that she is unhappy in her marriage. Ted immediately feels sorry for her, and he tries to commiserate with her by ranting against GNB and their obnoxious work culture. Zoey's tears are a ruse, however: She had been recording the entire conversation, and then promises Ted that his remarks will be given prime space in the next day's newspaper. The Captain hears about the situation and sympathises with Ted, because he had also fallen victim of Zoey's recorder; Ted replies that even though she betrayed his trust, he respects her activism. The Captain promises to erase Ted's recording because he is impressed by him. Because of the acoustic capabilities of the museum, Zoey overhears their conversation; she breaks into real tears and promises Ted she will erase the conversation herself, resolving to play fair from now on.
Meanwhile, Barney goes on the prowl in the museum, pulling off pranks using various exhibits along with Robin. Barney brags about having knocked down the blue whale exhibit as a child, which none of the gang believe. After catching Robin by surprise disguised as an Egyptian pharaoh, a security guard catches them in the act and brings them to the security office. Robin's skepticism about the blue whale incident prompts the security officer to check old records. One file, dated July 23, 1981, recounts the incident in full, but a check of the document reveals that Barney's guardian that day, Jerome Whittaker—who he believed as a child to be his "Uncle Jerry"—identified himself as Barney's father on the visitor form. He asks Robin not to mention the discovery to the others.