Guy Secretan

Guillaume Valery Secretan
First appearance	Caroline's First Day
Last appearance	The Special
Portrayed by	Stephen Mangan
Information
Nickname(s)	Guy
Gender	Male
Occupation	Anaesthetist
Title	Doctor
Relatives	Joanna Clore (mother) Martin Dear (half-brother)

Dr Guillaume Valery "Guy" Secretan is a character in the British sitcom Green Wing, played by Stephen Mangan. In Channel 4's The World's Greatest Comedy Characters, Guy was voted 34th.

Guy is an anaesthetist working at East Hampton Hospital. He was born in Switzerland. His father was Fabien Leclerq, a skiing instructor from Gstaad. His mother is Joanna Clore, director of human resources at the same hospital, who had sex with Leclercq as a 15-year-old exchange student, but abandoned Guy when he was two days old.

He lived in Switzerland until he was four with his adopted father, who worked for the Gnomes of Zurich (who Guy seems to think are a family of bankers akin to the Rothschilds). From there he moved to London, and to Whiteleaf Public School, where he stayed for twelve years (1977–1990), an experience he hated.

It is believed that while there he invented the sport of Guyball which seems to be named after him, though he has never admitted to doing so. The object of the game is to throw balls in a "Topmiler", a wicker basket on top of a leather flying helmet.

His personal life is well known around the hospital. He is an egotistical lothario, having slept with several people in the hospital, including staff liaison officer Sue White, Naughty Rachel who works in human resources, Dr. "Mac" Macartney's ex-girlfriend Holly Hawkes (they slept together before she and Mac became a couple), and even accidentally sleeping with his mother Joanna, before discovering that they were mother and son.

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