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This is a list of the Itchy & Scratchy cartoons shown on The Simpsons. There are currently 107 of them in total (some unnamed). Season 24 of The Simpsons has no Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.

Title Pun: 100-Yard Dash
Simpsons Episode: "Lisa's First Word",
Year: 1984, 1992
Synopsis: At the Olympic Games, a fanfare is heard and the theme for Chariots of Fire plays. Scratchy participates in the 100-Yard Dash event. Shortly before the starting gun is sounded, Itchy drives a spike though Scratchy's tail with a sledgehammer, pinning Scratchy to the ground. Scratchy takes off skinless and wins the race. Later, his skeleton is shown on a Wheaties box.

Title Pun: 500-Yard Dash
Simpsons Episode: The Simpsons: Hit & Run (video game),
Year: 2003.
This episode, which seems to be loosely based on 100-Yard Gash starts with Itchy surreptitiously injecting Scratchy with steroids just as the race is about to begin. At first, this makes Scratchy faster and stronger, allowing him to circle the earth several times in the time it takes Itchy to almost reach the finish line. However, the exertion takes its toll on Scratchy, and his heart literally explodes mere feet away from the finish line. The final scene shows Itchy on the winner's stand, holding Scratchy's head.

Title Pun: Five Easy Pieces
Simpsons Episode: Butterfinger commercial. This is an ad for Butterfinger. Itchy pokes the stethoscope into Scratchy's ear, then chomps roughly on the Butterfinger. Scratchy shatters into pieces.

Title Pun: A Kiss Before Dying
Simpsons Episode: "Today I Am a Clown"
Year: 2003
Synopsis: Klezmer music. Itchy lies on a table between a congregation of Jewish mice and Scratchy, who says a Hebrew prayer. Scratchy then pulls out a scalpel. Itchy jumps up on Scratchy's head, pulls his eyeballs out, and throws them out the window. Attacking Itchy, Scratchy cuts himself to pieces. Itchy picks them up and puts them through a mincer (the eyeballs reappear) and applies the product to the end of a tube, then blows it in a fireplace as if it were made of glass, turning it into a goblet. He wraps it and stamps on it while the other mice clap, shouting "Mousel Tov!"

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