"Y'all Come Back Saloon" is a song written by Sharon Vaughn, and recorded by American country music group The Oak Ridge Boys. It was released in July 1977 as the first single and title track from the album Y'all Come Back Saloon. The song reached number 3 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart.

"High School Class Buffoon" is a 2007 parody written by amiright.com author Michael McVey about the star American football player at a high school who had an obsession with the Dallas Cowboys and was not at all interested in academics. In addition to being disrespectful to his teachers, he was also strongly racist against Mexicans. Despite his poor academic performance, misbehavior and racist attitude, he was awarded a football scholarship at an unnamed university. This is probably intended as social criticism of universities that treat athletics as more important than academics and good citizenship.

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