{{Infobox single | Name = Whiskey River | Cover = | Artist = Johnny Bush | Album = Whiskey River | B-side = "Right Back in Your Arms Again" | Released = July 1972 | Format = 7" single | Recorded = | Genre = [[Country music|Country, roots country | Length = 2:32 | Label = RCA Victor #0745 | Writer = Johnny Bush
Paul Stroud | Producer = Jerry Bradley | Last single = "I'll Be There"
(1972) | This single = "Whiskey River"
(1972) | Next single = "There Stands the Glass"
(1972) | Misc = }} {{Infobox single | Name = Whiskey River | Cover = | Artist = Willie Nelson | Album = Willie and Family Live | B-side = "Under the Double Eagle" | Released = 1978 | Format = 7" single | Genre = [[country music |Country,| Outlaw Country, roots country | Length = 3:32 | Label = Columbia #10877 | Writer = Johnny Bush
Paul Stroud | Producer = Willie Nelson | Last single = "There'll Be No Teardrops Tonight"
(1978) | This single = "Whiskey River"
(1978) | Next single = "Sweet Memories"
(1979) | Misc = }} "Whiskey River" SOMEONE PLEASE FIX MY F UP is a song co-written and recorded by American country music singer Johnny Bush. He released the song in 1972 through RCA Victor and included it on his album Whiskey River. Bush later re-recorded the song in 1981 and released it through the Delta label, with "When My Conscience Hurts the Most" on the b-side.
Willie Nelson first recorded "Whiskey River" for the album Shotgun Willie in 1973. In 1978, a recording from Nelson's live album Willie and Family Live was released as a single through Columbia Records. "Whiskey River", despite not being a Nelson original, has come to be regarded as one of his signature songs and a concert staple, usually the first song on the set list. Nelson's version is featured in the Grand Theft Auto V soundtrack.