User:Utgard Loki

Not to be confused with Loki, Utgard Loki was just a decent dude who got ripped off. Don't ask me about my horse.

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Oh, yeah, I used to be no one, but now I'm nobody. At least that's what my girlfriend says, "You'd be cute, but you've got nobody."

I wrote the article on 40 Watt Club! I also explained the Christmas box. Now, gimme some money!

Saint articles are easy. Desideratus and John of Egypt are examples of how one book and the ability to paraphrase and summarize can get an article in no time at all.

Bragi also says that I should tell everyone that I got The Concise Oxford Chronology of English Literature on sale at Barnes Ignoble and have been therefore doing the XXXX in literature articles. I started with 1692 in literature and I've been creeping forward ever since then. I started in 1692 because it's a nice round number.

Bragi says that I wrote Plotius Tucca. He was famous, but so was Ozymandius, once. I bet he never attended a Sellisternium, but neither did Bragi. I'm surprised by Cassian the ascetic, because he just seems to be "Cassian" in the ODCW. Speaking of minor poets and the like, I did Cornelius Severus: another guy who exists only in fragments from the Golden Age. Gaius Maecenas Melissus is another one like that. He started a new type of comedy that no one cared about. Oh, and I was browsing around, doing my random thing, when I saw references to the synod that condemned Wycliffe in 1382, and I knew it by a name, so I wrote Earthquake Synod. Oh, and the Perrhaebi do not interest anyone except Philip II and the red links. Axumis I did because I was bored, and it was the last entry of "A" in the OCD. I had no reason at all to write Hyspicrates (historian).

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