User:Hamster Sandwich
The current time is 12:42, August 9, 2017 (UTC).
"Hello. How are you? I'm not home right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, just at the sound of the tone." Laurie Anderson, O Superman for (Massenet)
Here, something to get the ball rolling... don't be shy...
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By Sweet Daddy Siki 18:00, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
A hamster is for life
Not just for the holidays
So the hamster stays.
This haiku was brought to you by James James, who does not even have the excuse of drunkenness.
Owed two sandwiches...
Get this in yer tum
Thin sliced hamster in a bun
Yum, yum, yummy, yum
By Alf (age 249 3⁄4) this haiku was found in an abandoned warehouse in Deptford and should have stayed there.
On my RFA
Comments fall like autumn leaves
Thank you for your vote
By Proto, who loves the haikus.
Ode to an odor
Trapped in my colon
A stirring deep inside me
The wind cries Mary
— Avriette 06:08, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
The Hamster collects them here
For us to enjoy
- Grutness... :)
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