The Beasts of Suburban is a 1992 EP by anonymous Australian band TISM. The title is pun on the name of another Australian band, Beasts of Bourbon. TISM's producer for this album, Tony Cohen, previously worked with that group. At the ARIA Music Awards of 1993, he was nominated for Producer of the Year for the track, "Get Thee to a Nunnery". This is the first TISM release to feature Tokin' Blackman on guitar, having replaced Leek Van Vlalen. The track, "Morningtown Ride", was listed as one of the 10 Greatest Songs About Melbourne by ToneDeaf's Corey Tonkin.

On the cassette version of the EP, the same program is repeated on both sides of the tape.

The silence on "Morningtown Ride" was reduced to one minute in the Collected Recordings version. On the re-release with the Australia the Lucky Cunt EP, the silence was moved to the end of "Recorded by JJJ, 23/01/93, Melbourne Showgrounds" with "Loser, Losing, Lost" merged to the track, giving it a total length of 11:53.

"Bishop = Handjob" actually dates back to the Hot Dogma era, where it was written in 1988, alongside many other songs from that album, as "You Think I'm a Shining Wit, but Really I'm a Whining Shit".

Feminist groups in Australia criticised TISM as sexist for their use of Sophie Lee in "Get Thee to a Nunnery" from the EP, Beasts of Suburban. The song allegedly protests the use of sex to sell a product via Lee's appointment as a presenter on Australia's Channel 9 Looney Tunes cartoon show, which is infamous for her often highly suggestive wardrobe: "Urban myth has it that middle-aged men used to rush home from work in time to watch Sophie throw to Bugs Bunny cartoons." Lee described it as "a boring song by a boring bunch of bourgeois boys."

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