The Amorous Milkman

The Amorous Milkman
UK 1-sheet poster by Tom Chantrell
Directed by	Derren Nesbitt
Produced by	Derren Nesbitt
Written by	Derren Nesbitt
Starring	Diana Dors Brendan Price Julie Ege
Music by	Roger Webb
Cinematography	James Allen (as Jim Allen)
Edited by	Russell Lloyd
Release date	January 1975
Running time	86 minutes
Country	United Kingdom
Language	English

The Amorous Milkman is a 1975 British comedy film directed by Derren Nesbitt and starring Julie Ege, Diana Dors and Brendan Price. The plot follows a young milkman who enjoys a number of adventures with bored women on his round. One version of the poster showed a self-satisfied cat licking its lips above the tagline, "If your pussy could only talk."

The Radio Times wrote, "Brendan Price does his best to rattle his pintas with panache. The most significant thing about this bawdy trash is what it says about the state of the British film industry at the time – it's sad that this was the only worthwhile work Diana Dors, Roy Kinnear and other talented actors could find"; while Sky Movies wrote, "much in the vulgar mode of dozens of 'Confessions', 'Adventures' and 'Up' sex romps of the Seventies, this one-man project (actor Derren Nesbitt wrote, produced and directed it) is a touch above that level, if only because its girls are at least sexy and its veteran cast is full of names who have seen better films and better days."