"Take a Letter Maria" is a song written and recorded by R. B. Greaves, an American soul singer. The song has a Latin music flavor, complete with a mariachi-style horn section featuring trumpets. It tells of a man who has learned of his wife's infidelity the night before, and dictates a letter of separation to Maria, his secretary, whom he asks out for dinner later in the song in order to "start a new life." The song was released in September 1969, quickly gaining regular airplay peaking at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States. The single was certified gold in December 1969, with one million copies shipped. By 1970, sales of the song totalled 2.5 million.

The song was recorded at Muscle Shoals Sound Studio on August 19, 1969, using the house studio musicians. These include Donna Jean Thatcher, vocals (later Donna Jean Godchaux of the Grateful Dead), Roger Hawkins, drums, Barry Beckett, electric piano, Eddie Hinton and Jimmy Johnson, guitars, David Hood, bass, and Mel Lastie, trumpet.

In 1994, the song was featured in the soundtrack of The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

"Take a Letter Maria" has had two charted cover versions by country music singers. Anthony Armstrong Jones released a cover in 1970 from his album of the same name, reaching number 8 on the country charts with it. In 1999, Doug Stone released the song from his album Make Up in Love, reaching number 45 on the country single charts.

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