Stuart (song)

"Stuart"
Song by The Dead Milkmen from the album Beelzebubba
Released	1988
Genre	Punk rock Comedy rock Cowpunk
Length	2:22
Label	Enigma
Writer(s)	The Dead Milkmen
Producer(s)	Brian "Orchid Breath" Beattie and Mike Stewart
Beelzebubba track listing
14 tracks "Brat in the Frat" "Rc's Mom" "Stuart" "I Walk the Thinnest Line" "Sri Lanka Sex Hotel" "Bad Party" "Punk Rock Girl" "Bleach Boys" "My Many Smells" "Smokin' Banana Peels" "The Guitar Song" "Born to Love Volcanos" "Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me" "I Against Osbourne" "Howard Beware" "Ringo Buys a Rifle" "Life Is Shit"

14 tracks
"Brat in the Frat" "Rc's Mom" "Stuart" "I Walk the Thinnest Line" "Sri Lanka Sex Hotel" "Bad Party" "Punk Rock Girl" "Bleach Boys" "My Many Smells" "Smokin' Banana Peels" "The Guitar Song" "Born to Love Volcanos" "Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me" "I Against Osbourne" "Howard Beware" "Ringo Buys a Rifle" "Life Is Shit"

"Stuart" is a song by the American satirical punk rock band the Dead Milkmen. The song first appeared on their 1988 album Beelzebubba, and rather than singing vocals, the song features the Dead Milkmen's co-vocalist Rodney Linderman rambling to a man named Stuart in a trailer park about how the "queers" are ruining "the soil", in order to build "landing strips for gay Martians".

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