Puffless

Jon Lovitz as Cigarette
Yo-Yo Ma as himself

"Puffless" is the third episode of the twenty-seventh season of the animated television series The Simpsons, and the 577th episode of the series overall. It aired in the United States on Fox on October 11, 2015.

Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Grampa are watching a Dr. Nick program (who didn't realize his patient was pregnant and even mistook the umbilical cord for an astronaut tether) when Marge turns off the TV and tells them that it's her mother's eightieth birthday and the family should visit her. Homer doesn't want to go, claiming that the Bouviers hate him, only agreeing to go for Marge. At Jacqueline's house, while watching slides which include Marge's father, Clancy, the question about how he died is brought up, something that Marge, Patty and Selma never found out about. Jacqueline decides to reveal the truth: her husband died of lung cancer but didn't say so before because back then, people were reluctant to admit it (and she didn't stop Patty and Selma's smoking because she thought it made them look cool). This revelation shocks Patty and Selma, who decide to quit smoking once for all and burn all their cigarettes, which unfortunately causes Jacqueline's house to burn down.

At the DMV, Patty realizes how hard it is to quit smoking after years of addiction after thinking she was having a stroke. She also realizes that Selma is not affected by the sudden change of habits, and decides to consult Dr. Hibbert. At the hospital, Patty discovers that Selma relapsed ten minutes after quitting smoking. Patty gets angry and has a fight with Selma that leads to Patty staying at The Simpsons house for a while.