P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang | |
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Directed by | Michael Apted |
Produced by |
David Puttnam Chris Griffin David Bill |
Written by | Jack Rosenthal |
Starring | John Albasiny Abigail Cruttenden Maurice Dee Alison Steadman Frances Ruffelle Robert Urquhart |
Music by | David Earl |
Cinematography | Tony Pierce-Roberts |
Edited by | John Shirley |
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Running time
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80 minutes (UK) 85 minutes (U.S.) |
Country | United Kingdom |
Language | English |
P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang is a British television film first shown on Channel 4 on its second night, 3 November 1982.
Written by Jack Rosenthal as part of his First Love series, it is a simple coming-of-age film set in a grammar school in the outer London suburbs of the late forties (1948). The film was directed by Michael Apted, known for the UK TV documentary series 7 Up as well as movies such as Gorillas in the Mist and Chronicles of Narnia. It is the story of Alan Duckworth (John Albasiny), a young cricket-obsessed boy, and his first kiss with Ann Lawton (Abigail Cruttenden). Alan's thoughts are voiced by real life BBC Radio cricket commentator John Arlott in the style of a match commentary. The title phrase comes from a password used by members of Alan's gang. The film has a reputation as a minor cult classic, and still plays occasionally at the UK's BFI National Film Theatre.
Alan Duckworth (known as 'Quack Quack' to his friends) is a socially awkward fourteen-year-old who is obsessed with cricket and Ann Lawton, a girl in his class. Alan daydreams throughout his day, showing up late for school and making little academic progress. He becomes friends with the groundsman Tommy (Garry Cooper), whom he sees as some sort of 'war hero'. Alan often follows Tommy around, telling him how Tommy helped to win the war, while making predictions about what the post-war world will be like. Among other things, Alan predicts that there will be no more wars, everyone will speak Esperanto and everyone, regardless of race or creed, will have a Teasmade.
Miss Land (Alison Steadman), meanwhile, is worried she is pregnant with Tommy's baby, something that would result in her having to resign from her job as an English teacher. Tommy, however, is arrested and it transpires he deserted the war three weeks into his service, rather than fighting at Dunkirk, El Alamein, the Battle of the Bulge and in Burma, as he claimed.