List of Scallywagga episodes

The following is a list of episodes from the BBC Television show Scallywagga.

Sketch 1 – Man 'running' a marathon decides to get a bike.
Sketch 2 – Check this out! Two characters compare their mobile phones, one having the ability to pause time.
Sketch 3 – I drink...
Sketch 4 – Adrian's parents educate the viewers about the dangers of motorbikes, then gives Adrian one for his birthday.
Sketch 5 – I got suspended for...
Sketch 6 – Character spends nearly three hours straightening her hair, only to sneeze and have it mess up.
Sketch 7 – Dad educates son about how he was created, and why he needs a sample of his hair.
Sketch 8 – Bazz show's the viewers 'his' crib.
Sketch 9 – Do you think she really likes me?
Sketch 10 – Bazz continues the tour of 'his' crib.
Sketch 11 – Man humiliates partner by taking a photo of her in labour by the roadside.
Sketch 12 – ASBO Pin is introduced, causing problems in a local convenience store.
Sketch 13 – Scout's leader shows members how to roll a spliff.
Sketch 14 – Bazz continues the tour of his crib, of coarse after he breaks down the door. Bazz enters his room to find friend Smeg in his bed.
Sketch 15 – Adrian's parents educate the viewers about the dangers of skateboards, much to Adrian's despair.
Sketch 16 – Character tells the viewers that laughter is the best medicine, only to have a child sneeze on her.
Sketch 17 – I do...
Sketch 18 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" is spread across the school, causing havoc for the teachers.
Sketch 19 – Dad scares the children to sleep.
Sketch 20 – If you could make one thing illegal, what could it be? Characters answer this question.
Sketch 21 – Tissa does not like working with animals.
Sketch 22 – ASBO pin returns, along to the song "2-4-6-8" by band Motorway.
Sketch 23 – Adrian's parents decided to evict him from the family home.
Sketch 24 – Girlfriend has high hopes for a special birthday present from her boyfriend.
Sketch 25 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" continues to cause havoc for the teachers.
Sketch 26 – A couple are hoping to have sex, however the girl does not feel ready.
Sketch 27 – Character tells the viewers that you get what you give.
Sketch 28 – School kids answer a question asked by their teacher.
Sketch 29 – A man dressed in uniform comes to sweep his girlfriend off of her feet, much to his disappointment.
Sketch 30 – School kids continue answer the question asked by their teacher.
Sketch 31 – The disappointed man adds to his humiliation by riding his bike home.
Sketch 32 – School kids discover the answer, only to find out that their answers have all been incorrect.

Sketch 1 – Dad stands outside of a store with his son begging for money.
Sketch 2 – Dean does not know how to fish.
Sketch 3 – This weekend I'm going to...
Sketch 4 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" continues to cause havoc for the teachers.
Sketch 5 – Dad tells son why they are selling their Dog's kennel.
Sketch 6 – Dean still does not know how to fish.
Sketch 7 – Adrian's family act as the Dragons Den when he tells them about his plans to go to university.
Sketch 8 – ASBO Pin guesses what ice creams children want.
Sketch 9 – Tony Gardener makes a huge deal over dinner.
Sketch 10 – Interactive hairstyling.
Sketch 11 – After an argument, the school couple make up thanks to the help of Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo".
Sketch 12 – A Group of students buy drugs at a Drive Thru.
Sketch 13 – Character tells the viewers that God helps those who help themselves. Yet again, not all goes to plan.
Sketch 14 – School girl Emily does not feel well.
Sketch 15 – Gaz and Garry introduce themselves to two girls at the bar.
Sketch 16 – A fortune teller tells the story of Auntie Susan to a customer.
Sketch 17 – I look up/down to him because...
Sketch 18 – ASBO Pin guy returns at a strip club.
Sketch 19 – Emily still does not feel well, and has since turned blue. Mr Green must revive her. She suddenly feels well.
Sketch 20 – Tony Gardener makes a big deal of putting the Kettle on.
Sketch 21 – Dean has finally gotten his clothes sorted out for fishing, however still does not know how to fish.
Sketch 22 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" at the Drive Thru
Sketch 23 – A fortune teller tells the story of Gran to her customers.
Sketch 24 – If you could do one song on Karaoke, what would it be?
Sketch 25 – The year ten's hold an assembly mocking the headteacher.
Sketch 26 – Tony Gardener makes a big deal over nothing yet again.
Sketch 27 – A fortune teller tells the story of Granny, Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo".
Sketch 28 – The couple once again prepare for sex.
Sketch 29 – Emily still does not feel well, and has come down with a 'case' of Scarlet Fever.
Sketch 30 – Dean is back for fishing, and still has not grasped the concept of fishing.

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