How Much Do You Love Me?

How Much Do You Love Me?
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Bertrand Blier
Produced by	Olivier Delbosc Marc Missionier
Written by	Bertrand Blier
Starring	Monica Bellucci Bernard Campan Gérard Depardieu
Cinematography	François Catonné
Edited by	Marion Monestier
Distributed by	Pan Européenne
Release date	26 October 2005 (2005-10-26)
Running time	95 minutes
Country	France
Language	French
Budget	$10 million
Box office	$10.5 million

How Much Do You Love Me? (French: Combien tu m'aimes ?) is a 2005 French romantic comedy film written and directed by Bertrand Blier. It was released on 26 October 2005 in France and Belgium, and had a limited United States release on 18 March 2006. It was entered into the 28th Moscow International Film Festival where Blier won the Silver George for Best Director.

François, bored with his lonely life in Paris and dull office job, goes to a bar and meets Daniela, a beautiful Italian whore. Telling her he has won millions on the lottery, he says he will pay her 100,000 euros a month to live with him until his money runs out. She agrees but André, his friend and doctor, warns them his weak heart will not cope with an energetic sex life. After a meal at a restaurant, Daniela goes down with food poisoning and André, called to attend her, has a stroke at the sight of her voluptuous naked body.

Coming home one day, François finds Daniela gone. At the bar where they met, he learns she has resumed her old trade. He picks up a pretty young whore called Muguet, which leads Daniela to confess that she had another man all along, a gangster named Charly who has reclaimed his woman. Since she says she loves François, Charly offers to sell her back to him for four million euros. After long negotiation, François refuses. Unhappy however at life with the coarse Charly, Daniela sneaks back to François' flat, only to find him in bed with his sexy North African neighbour.

Not having seen him for a long time, François' friends from his office turn up and a wild party starts. Daniela, ever a free spirit, disappears for a turn with a handsome man. Charly turns up with a gun, looking for Daniela, and is taken with François' neighbour. François admits that he never won the lottery and couldn't have paid Daniela. The film ends with the two together again.