Hooligan's Island

Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island is a live stage show that was recorded at the Bristol Hippodrome, Bristol, in 1997, written by and starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. This is the third instalment of five live shows based on the television show Bottom.

Richard Richard (Mayall) and Edward Elizabeth Hitler (Edmondson) are stuck on the titular uncharted island. The show begins with Richie stuck in the island's latrine and getting himself out. After doing so, Eddie arrives and tells Richie that he rescued an unconscious "bird" from the beach which he put into his hammock. Richie proceeds to give her the "Shag of Life" only to realize that the "bird" is actually an albatross. After starting a fight with Eddie (and losing as usual), Richie prepares breakfast consisting of brambles and a dying fish he found in the latrine. This breakfast gives Richie food poisoning causing him to involuntarily vomit, burp and fart. The two then suddenly hear the sound of drums being played and spot a group of Welsh cannibals cooking Keith Floyd in a pot nearby. The cannibals then notice them and plan on hunting them. Richie manages to fend them off by vomiting in their direction (as an effect of the prior food poisoning). However, the cannibals land a poison dart on the tip of Richie's penis and the brim of Eddie's hat as they flee. To save Richie's life, Eddie retrieves a Japanese army World War II medical kit from his secret Japanese bunker and injects an antidote directly into the via a giant medical syringe (in the recording of the show this is done after Eddie manages to work through a blooper he had caused making Richie see the entrance to the bunker BEFORE he was meant to see it in the second act, claiming that the dart has also giving Richie momentary amnesia just for the bunker and nothing else). After a male albatross (presumably the mate of the unconscious female albatross) arrives and defecates on Eddie's head, he and Richie recap on how they ended up on Hooligan's Island in the first place.

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