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Flight Into Terror

"Flight Into Terror"
Father Ted episode
Episode no. Series 2
Episode 10
Directed by Declan Lowney
Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews
Original air date 10 May 1996
Guest appearance(s)

Graham Norton (Fr. Noel Furlong)
Tony Guilfoyle (Fr. Larry Duff)
Kevin Gildea (Fr. Cave)
Graham Linehan (Father Gallagher)
Gerard Murphy (Pilot)

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Graham Norton (Fr. Noel Furlong)
Tony Guilfoyle (Fr. Larry Duff)
Kevin Gildea (Fr. Cave)
Graham Linehan (Father Gallagher)
Gerard Murphy (Pilot)

"Flight Into Terror" is the 10th episode of the second series of Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted and the 16th episode overall.

The three Craggy Island priests are on a plane with a party of other priests and nuns, returning to Ireland from a pilgrimage to a golf course where the Blessed Virgin Mary has appeared. Ted and Dougal compare the tacky souvenirs that they have purchased: a money box shaped like a putting green with a coin-operated Virgin Mary pop-up, a tape dispenser which tells you how much tape you've used, and a telephone-shaped dog's chew toy which Dougal thinks is a joke telephone. Despite insisting vehemently to Dougal that no one would ever mistake it for a real phone, Ted uses the "phone" by mistake several times, much to Dougal's amusement.

As the plane takes off Ted reveals that he is afraid of flying, prompting Dougal to add to his nervousness by talking about air travel catastrophes. Later, as Ted reads Michael Barrymore's autobiography, he finds out that Father Noel Furlong is taking Father Fintan Fay, who behaves like a monkey, to see the cockpit. Dougal joins them and is immediately tempted by a large red button labelled "Do not Press". Despite avoiding the temptation, he later presses the button accidentally when asked to push an adjoining one after Father Fay flies into a fit because he isn't supposed to know he's a priest but has just seen his reflection.

Ted is irritated by someone throwing paper balls at him from behind, and confronts a priest wearing headphones and dark glasses, who has been laughing the entire time. He denies Ted's accusation, pointing out that he is blind and has been laughing at Mr. Bean (a largely-silent comedy) on the in-flight entertainment system. Ted discovers that a pair of nuns are responsible for the paper throwing, but quickly decides not to confront them when he sees that one of them is large and fearsome.

Dougal takes Ted to one side and tells him that "somebody" has pushed a button they shouldn't have, and the plane is going to crash. He also reveals that there are only two parachutes aboard. Ted heads to the cockpit with Dougal where he agrees with the pilot that none of the other passengers should find out about the crisis. At the request of the pilot, Ted presses the emergency button, which activates a siren and an automated voice telling the passengers that there is an emergency. The pilot had never had to use that button and wasn't aware what it did.


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