Ray J. Johnson Jr.

Raymond J. Johnson Jr. is a character created by comedian Bill Saluga.

Saluga's shtick as Ray J. Johnson is to become annoyed when addressed as "Mr. Johnson," exclaiming in a loud voice, "My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr." ultimately ending with, "but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"

The spiel got more widespread attention in the late 1970s in a series of commercials for Anheuser-Busch Natural Light beer. Saluga appeared alongside comedian/pitchman Norm Crosby echoing (in a roundabout way) Norm's advice to unknowing customers: "Well, y'doesn't hasta call it Anheuser Busch Natural Light Beer, and y'doesn't hasta call it 'Busch Natural.' Just say 'Natural!'" Saluga would then launch into the "You can call me Ray" routine at the mere mention of the word "name."

Saluga, as Raymond J. Johnson Jr., was also a frequent guest on Chuck Barris' The Gong Show.

In 1979, Saluga appeared in a TV commercial for a Simon-like electronic game called Einstein. "You don't have to call it Johnson! The game is Einstein. Or you can call it ein, or you can call it stein...."

Capitalizing on the relative fame of Raymond J. Johnson Jr., Saluga and Evilan Tom released a disco single called "Dancin' Johnson". The single reached #115 in the Record World charts in a 15-week run.

Saluga performed Raymond J. Johnson Jr. on This Is Tom Jones, The David Steinberg Show and Redd Foxx's eponymous variety show,.

Ray J. Johnson was mentioned in 1993 and again in 1999 (as Ray Jay Johnson) on the TV show The Simpsons. In the 1993 episode "Krusty Gets Kancelled",Krusty the Klown mentions that the only bad show he put on was when Johnson co-hosted, saying "That thing was funny for about three seconds." Later in the episode Krusty's rival Gabbo, a Hand-Puppet, asks what guests they have to compete with Krusty's comeback, and his head spun when he found out that all they had was Johnson. Lisa Simpson shared the same sentiment in the 1999 episode "Mom and Pop Art", claiming "I'm sick of him already" after hearing Homer recite the first few words of Johnson's bit. In 2002, Saluga himself appeared as Johnson in the episode "The Old Man and the Key", as a performer in the "Stars Of Yesterday" variety show being held in Branson. In the episode "Brother's Little Helper" Homer asks whether something is "Ray J. funny or O. J. funny?"

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